Hello! I’m the happiness fairy. I’ve sprinkled happy dust on you. Now smile dammit, that shit’s expensive.
Having a bad day? Don’t worry, it could be worse. You could have visible panty lines and not be wearing underwear.
If anyone is having a bad day, remember that Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800 in 1976. Now it’s worth $ 58,065,210,000.
May your hard times last only as long as a Kardashian marriage.
“Cheer up. Right now, somebody, somewhere is thinking about you naked.”
“When you are feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world, there’s a moron pushing a door that said pull.”
“Remember Winnie the Pooh wore a crop top w/ no panties and ate his fave food and loved himself and u can too.”
It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad.
“They can’t hurt you unless you let them.”
“I hope you wake up feeling exceptional. You are important, needed, and unique.”
Life is not a problem to be solved but a gift to be enjoyed. Make the best of this day.
Beloved, life is given to us not to be sad, but to enjoy it to the fullest! Cheer up!
“If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.”
Don’t look back! You’re not going that way.
Please be alright, I know you are going through bad things now but soon it will be gone.
Swallow your tears hide your frown and never let life bring you down.
“Look around, the world has so much to offer, just live every second of your life and don’t think about the bad things.”
“After every storm comes the calm, and joy comes after a series of problems. Do not worry, we will overcome everything together.”
God will not give you a burden you can’t handle. So, if you find yourself in a mess that’s impossible, take it as a compliment – God thinks you can do it!
Every time you feel upset, remember that God does not give us trials that we cannot withstand.
“If at first you don’t succeed, think how many people you’ve made happy.”
“It may be tough now, it may be sad now but someday you are going to be alright, soon enough.”
“It may be tough now, it may be sad now but someday you are going to be alright, soon enough.”
“Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.”